昨天找到一个不错的学习英语的软件，方法呢就和小孩子学识物一样。其实毅力强的人学英语没啥问题，不就是背么，然后找环境练。但是绝大多数人还是像我一样没有毅力，所以英语还是半桶水上下。因为我实在没法坚持背单词，太枯燥了，还容易忘。而且不用英语的思维去了解一句话和一篇文章，咱的水平一直会停留在听说看的同时翻译成母语，再怎样也提高不了。

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.

The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Stevie, wanna play house?"

He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

The girl replies, "I want you to communicate."

He says to her, "that word is too big. I have no idea what it means."

The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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生活中一些不好意思的词语 (一定要知道)
当你难以启齿时……

　　一名中国留学生初到美国，在机场找厕所，问老外：“Where is W.C.？”老外听不懂。一名中国太太到医院生产，洋护士问她：“Did you have a bowel movement？”她却听不懂。还有人学了几十年的英语，还不晓得英语里的“大便”、“小便”、“放屁”真正应该怎么说……

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惭愧，字母错了，不过我是复制粘贴的，你错了，所以我错了，哈哈。